@juliussharpe: People with Bluetooth headsets always look like the least important people you could possibly call.
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@HalfBakedHoney: I can't wait to tell my grandchildren how many times I've survived the end of the world.
@Sweet_Leafs_: I have said it before. I will at it again. If anyone is into wife swapping. I will take a dirtbike or a puppy. Hit me up.
@bessbell: Would u watch a movie about a teenage boy who screams "I wish I was dead," but God hears "Deb," so he turns into his 50-yr old neighbor Deb?
@ericsshadow: If you had to decide between being fat and rich or poor and skinny, what bridge would you sleep under?