@GreenishDuck: People with little chains that go from a nose piercing to an earring probably just got sick of losing their ears.
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@mattZillaaaa: Whenever someone tells me "make yourself at home" at their house, I always clog their toilet
@Dr_awfulpants: I don't want to criticize but whoever named them brownies wasn't trying very hard.
@StarWarsProblms: Yoda: Clouded, your future is. Anakin: Are you smoking pot again? Yoda: Six cheeseburgers, I want.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Don't forget to celebrate Columbus Day by moving in to someone else's house and telling everyone it's yours, then closing the post office.