@GreenishDuck: People with little chains that go from a nose piercing to an earring probably just got sick of losing their ears.
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@Not_From_Troy: The girl in front of me sped up so I did too. She started to run, just like me. Then she yelled for help, me too. I wonder what we fled from
@rachelle_mandik: Whoever made the almond-milk carton the exact same shape as the chicken-broth carton should have to eat this cereal.
@ericONEderful: A naked man brushed his teeth next to me as I washed my hands. This is why I don't go to the gym often.
@NiceLittleWife: When I go to Victoria's Secret, I just throw things on the floor to see how they'll really look.