@myles_morrison: People with profile pictures of their kids. Stop it. All I can think is, why are these toddlers trying to add me on facebook?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@ThaJawn: *braids your voodoo doll's hair Me: HAHAHAHA! She will wake up and be like "who braided my hair" HAHAHAHA
@stevevsninjas: Director: one of you actors tampered with my DNA last night! Tom Cruise: not me, I went cruising Elizabeth Banks: I was at the bank. Gene Hackman: *drops test tube in surprise*