@myles_morrison: People with profile pictures of their kids. Stop it. All I can think is, why are these toddlers trying to add me on facebook?
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@vineyille: "First off I want to wish my opponent the best of luck and oh god. OH GOD NO" - presidential candidate accidentally using their 3rd wish
@Chhapiness: Me: We have communication issues, trust issues and she's passive aggressive *Therapist slowly turns to the other chair and looks at the GPS*
@teenpuke: what if it doesnt want to be called hot sauce???? what if it wants to be called beautiful sauce