@GabbbarSingh: People with Swiss bank accounts are often confused between their Bank balance and the Back Account number.
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@jnellbg: I may not have great parenting skills, but in my defense the kids don't have great childing skills either.
@david8hughes: Midwife [handing my baby]: make sure you support his head Me: that's a really great, floppy little head you've got there. Well done
@usermcuserface: I don't think I'd be as calm as Billy Joel was in that song if an old man was sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin.