@ObviousOstrich: Pepper spray does not taste like pepper.
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@enigmaterics: I've started my new diet by putting a salad in front of the beer. Thus I have to move it to get a beer. Because exercise is important too.
@Ygrene: *Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman all avoiding eye contact with Aquaman as he walks in to work & sees Michael Phelps sitting at his desk*
@DillDoes: Being a worm must great. Its like "wow that dirt was great I hope there's more" and there always is