@ObviousOstrich: Pepper spray does not taste like pepper.
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@just1fool: "Please. Make yourself at home." *Brings cat and litter box inside* *Spreads cat poop on ground next to litter box*
@BatBatshitcrazy: Don't you dare look at me with that come hither stare; I haven't hithered in years.
@RdrJay47: There is a mile long line of cars stopped ahead, but go ahead and honk at the guy in front of you. It might help.