@michaeljdawson: Perhaps Nicki Minaj just lost a series of bets.
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@AGStr8upNinja: She told me she liked it doggy style so I gave her a treat & took her for a walk.
@Rollinintheseat: Interviewer: "Your resume says you're good at jumping to conclusions?" Me: "When can I start?"
@HatfieldAnne: Eggs come out of the carton left to right, buddy. Not all willy-nilly like some crazy person who hates America.