@michaeljdawson: Perhaps Nicki Minaj just lost a series of bets.
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@BritXNic: For every person pleased at meeting their TC in real life. Another 762 are climbing out of bathroom windows and smashing their phone.
@TheBeerGuy73: Wife: Let's get my mom a special gift; one that will make her lose her mind! Me: How about a guillotine? Wife: Me: I'll be on the couch.
@pinupteacher: I walk into the main office of a new school: Secretary: You a sub? *cheeks blush* Me: Who have you been talking to?
@Dawn_M_: This generation has discovered the selfie stick. My generation discovered AIDS. Don't know what's worse.