@KittyShittyy: Perks of dating me : I'm too lazy to cheat on you
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@pleatedjeans: [angrily holding cookie under milk for way too long] Yo whatcha doin bro? [looks him dead in the eye] practicing for you
@DamonHunzeker: If you're able to roll over in your grave, you should save that energy for yelling and digging.
@bourgeoisalien: If I was the editor of Vogue, I'd just put an actual skeleton on the cover with the headline, "Feel bad yet? You should, Fatty."