@KittyShittyy: Perks of dating me : I'm too lazy to cheat on you
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@justabloodygame: No one sleeps with Gandalf because it takes him until first light on the fifth day to come.
@Chicken_Hawk38: I only had one beer Cupcake Can i call you Cupcake? No?? Okay, I only had one beer Officer.
@dsylixec: *pushes you to the couch and latches on* I'm a koala, and you're my eucalyptus tree. *pretends to eat your hair*