@KittyShittyy: Perks of dating me : I'm too lazy to cheat on you
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@MrT1M: Public restrooms are weird. The guy in the stall next to me has four feet and is wearing heels on one pair.
@behindyourback: While I appreciate that you're bringing sexy back, if we're not also discussing who took sexy away, we're only enabling future sexy problems
@faisaladam_: I just saw a poster that said "have you seen this man?" With a number to call... So I called the number and told them "No."