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@DurtMcHurtt: Perms are just rad skateparks for lice.
@Breadery: Before Isaac Newton discovered gravity everyone had to glue themselves down.
@chuuew: Who called it your foot falling asleep and not coma toes?
@chimneyspotter: PERSON: Want a slice?
ME: No thanks, trying to eliminate bread
P: From your diet?
M [having sworn to destroy all bread]: Sure...from my diet
@Benoo_Brown: "Use your own words don't just copy from the text book"
Book : She was born in 1986
Me: 1986 is the year she was born
@UndercoverPizza: she : XOXOXOXOX
Me : stop cheating babe. You can't play both our turns.