@DurtMcHurtt: Perms are just rad skateparks for lice.
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@LizHackett: Wrap toilet paper around you like a wedding dress and slowly get naked as you tear pieces off to blow your nose all day.
@That_Damn_Duck: I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on your bus do not go round & round.
@LoriGallucci: "Omg, what a cute baby. He's adorable. Makes me want...oh never mind he's crying now bye"