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@jimmytorosian: Person: Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

Me: I understand.

*I spend the rest of my life biting the hands of everyone who hasn't fed me*

Person: Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.

Me: I understand.

*I spend the rest of my life biting the hands of everyone who hasn’t fed me*

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