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@loudmouth_usa: person: what is your dog's name
me: he won't say
@AnniemuMary: Snow is magical. It turns 6 parking spaces into 4.75 parking spaces.
@Manda_like_wine: 1000s flocked to NJ to see the Virgin Mary in a tree trunk. But, don't judge them, friends. When was the last time you saw a virgin in NJ?
@Xoolun: My GFs family are religious which sux
1st time I stayed there her dad wouldnt let us sleep together
Was a shame cuz he was very attractive
@SlipperySecret: I'm going to pretend you didn't say that.
...because I don't have time to get arrested today.
@JuanSalton: I don't have a drinking problem, I'm very good at it