@TrainedHedonist: Perverts have made it so you can't even park your makeshift surveillance van conspicuously outside girls' college diving team meets anymore.
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@curlycomedy: At a restaurant I thought a family was praying at the table but then I realized they were all texting.
@BackrowSeats: The toughest part of a job interview is finding the exact right moment to go in for the kiss.
@DrewsThatDude: just remember before you let yourself get riled up over The Grammys.. Who Let The Dogs Out won a grammy