@AaronFullerton: PET PEEVE: Why do we call them baby names? They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.
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@FuckabillyRex: I bet all those girls that ignored me in high school would still be pretty pleased with that decision.
@RobDenBleyker: Life advice: If someone ever tells you "I'll be there in thirty minutes", you should ALWAYS respond with "You've got twenty" and hang up.
@SamGirlSunday: If Kim Kardashian & Snooki were drowning & I could only save one, I'd have a hard time deciding whether to make a sandwich or take a nap.