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@iinkedZombie: [pet store]
Me *looking at snakes*
"CAN I FEED THEM?"
Pet Store Employee [never looks up from his phone] sure.
Me *putting my kids in tank*

[pet store]
Me *looking at snakes*
“CAN I FEED THEM?”
Pet Store Employee [never looks up from his phone] sure.
Me *putting my kids in tank*

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