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@MatCro: "Pete's coming for dinner tonight."

"Pete from work or Pete who thinks he can walk through doors?"

[Massive thud]

"I'll just check."

“Pete’s coming for dinner tonight.”

“Pete from work or Pete who thinks he can walk through doors?”

[Massive thud]

“I’ll just check.”

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