@jonnysun: *pets a duck* helo litle friemd u used to b a dinosuar
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@LackOfShame: Always get double toppings on take out pizza so you can eat one of the toppings off as an appetizer during your drive home.
@moiragallaga: First, that jerk cut me off in traffic, then he stole my parking space, and then his stupid car got paint on my key!
@Token_Geezer: Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put some music they don’t like on