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@matt___nelson: [PetSmart]
*approaches checkout with bird seed*
"that all for you today?"
Yes. How long does it usually take?
"For what?"
For them to grow

[PetSmart] 
*approaches checkout with bird seed*
“that all for you today?”
Yes. How long does it usually take?
“For what?”
For them to grow

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