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@KeetPotato: [petting friend's new guidedog]
so how did you get here?
"he brought me"
wow
[later in bed w/ wife]
did you know dave's dog can drive a car?

[petting friend’s new guidedog]
so how did you get here?
“he brought me”
wow
[later in bed w/ wife]
did you know dave’s dog can drive a car?

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