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@PascalSloths: Petting my dog with a spatula cause I'm too lazy to reach and he is too lazy to move closer

Why is there a spatula in my room?

Petting my dog with a spatula cause I’m too lazy to reach and he is too lazy to move closer 

Why is there a spatula in my room?

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