@AmishPornStar1: Petulant: (defn.) a cat or dog you let a friend borrow
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@DepecheALAmode: If I owned a bar I would pour myself shots all the time, look in the mirror, wink and say "It's on the house."
@MiniiG: If you complain about not being able to find your boyfriends name on a keychain that store will think you have a boyfriend
@novicefather: I listen to gangsta rap sprinkled with a little Sarah McLachlan. Will I murder you? Will I adopt a puppy with you? You don't know.