@AmishPornStar1: Petulant: (defn.) a cat or dog you let a friend borrow
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@adriennekhals: Worst day. Had a tampon behind my ear all afternoon and still cant find my cigarette.
@thegrugq: I've now had my account locked and been forced to change my password so many times it is up to: password1234567
@tiffinysawyers: Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook was the best way of letting all your friends know I'm available.
@lifecoachfit: It takes a village to raise a child so I dropped the kids off at my neighbors house with a note: "your turn"