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@PoliUncorrect: Pharmacist: need any help?

Me: Yes, I'd like whatever Oprah was on when she gave each and every audience member a car

Pharmacist: need any help?

Me: Yes, I’d like whatever Oprah was on when she gave each and every audience member a car

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