@i_wasnt_looking: Pharmacy employee you're too unhappy for someone who is in control of all the drugs.
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@thesulk: My stomach just made the sound of a 68-year-old Long Island woman seeing her granddaughter for the first time.
@funnybeachgirl: Just blew pot smoke on the huge spider hiding in my shower. I figure if I do this a few more times, he'll be too stoned to attack me.
@SuburbanSleuth: I want a family beach vacation. Hubby wants a family ski vacation. Hubby showing kids video of tsunamis. But 2 can play. Avalanche anyone?
@lazerdoov: Mcdonalds showing people doing yoga in their commercials is like George Bush having a library named after him.