@kelter1: Pharrell Williams put out a fire on Kim Kardashian's dress this week. Dude is really taking that Smokey the Bear hat of his to heart.
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@FilthyRichmond: Lifeguards should focus more on water safety and less on me laying eggs in the sand.
@siddharth3: Startup idea: a gym named Resolution that runs for the 1st month of the year, collects subscription fee, then converts to a bar named Regret
@rickygervais: It seems to be true, particularly in middle America, that those most militant about using up fossil fuels, don't actually believe in fossils
@LoveNLunchmeat: All of my best fantasies include a French maid. She cleans the house while I nap.