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@david8hughes: [phone rings]
"Is your refrigerator running?"
*looks over at fridge holding a lighter up to a spoon*
"I don't know what he's doing anymore."

[phone rings]
“Is your refrigerator running?”
*looks over at fridge holding a lighter up to a spoon*
“I don’t know what he’s doing anymore.”

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