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@david8hughes: [phone rings]
Mum: your grandad isn't well. I'm afraid he's on his deathbed
Me: well tell him to get in a different bed then

[phone rings]
Mum: your grandad isn’t well. I’m afraid he’s on his deathbed
Me: well tell him to get in a different bed then

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