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@david8hughes: [phone rings]
"We've removed your son's missing picture from our milk cartons."
"You found him?"
"No, people stopped buying milk."

[phone rings]
“We’ve removed your son’s missing picture from our milk cartons.”
“You found him?”
“No, people stopped buying milk.”

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