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@jimmytorosian: *phone rings*

Wife: "Quick! Pretend I'm not in!"

Me (a dad): "Hello. Yes my wife is here. Hey, Not In. It's for you."

Wife: "...."

*phone rings*

Wife: “Quick! Pretend I’m not in!”

Me (a dad): “Hello. Yes my wife is here. Hey, Not In. It’s for you.”

Wife: “….”

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