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@MatCro: *phone rings*

Wife - "Quick! Pretend I'm not in!"

Me - *puts lipstick on the dog and watches Sleepless in Seattle*

Wife - "....""

*phone rings*

Wife – “Quick! Pretend I’m not in!”

Me – *puts lipstick on the dog and watches Sleepless in Seattle*

Wife – “….””

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