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@ehdannyboy: *phone rings*

Wife - "Quick! Pretend I'm not in!"

Me - *strips naked and does running man*

Wife - "...."

*phone rings*

Wife – “Quick! Pretend I’m not in!”

Me – *strips naked and does running man*

Wife – “….”

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