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@3sunzzz: [phone]

H: What's for dinner?

M: I'm having vodka. As for you, I have no idea.

H: Should I stop and get something?

M: Yes, more vodka.

[phone]

H: What’s for dinner?

M: I’m having vodka. As for you, I have no idea.

H: Should I stop and get something?

M: Yes, more vodka.

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