@RitleySammich: Phones are getting smarter and thinner. People, not so much.
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@leechee420: Stop making mini snacks, people. Never have I been like, "wow this is a delicious cupcake. If only it were 1/4 of the size."
@motrboatr: Sure I'll send you a shirtless selfie. Just let me work out for 6 months real quick.
@007Pepe_Rex: When you're in the voting booth this fall, remember that Abe Lincoln didn't slay all those vampires so that Trump could become President.