@THEORETlCALLY: "Pick a card....any card." -impatient Hallmark employee
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@better_off_dad: '....annnnnnd now you have TWO hours before you have to get up.' ~The monster under my bed
@bighandsmassuer: As I slowly remove her panties I think to myself God these don't fit me very well
@ewfeez: Whenever a guy named Stephen tries to tell me what to do I shout, "you're not my real hen!" and run away