@THEORETlCALLY: "Pick a card....any card." -impatient Hallmark employee
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@InternetHippo: genie: your last wish? [hillary looks upon all of the world’s suffering and nods] ... [somewhere in vermont a piano falls on bernie’s head]
@LaniBeno: I hate it when people don't behave the way I thought they would when I rehearsed the conversation in my head.
@NoogsCorner: Witch Logic: I have the magical ability to turn any item into a flying vehicle. I guess I'll use that broom.
@Gennefer: I like the idea of almond milk, but then I can't get the image out of my head of someone milking a nut.