@THEORETlCALLY: "Pick a card....any card." -impatient Hallmark employee
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@donofalltrades1: If you named your kid Hunter because you like to hunt, then I hate you. Who names a kid after an activity?. *Storms off w/ his son, Kegger
@hazelmotes1: I can't wait to find out what new undeleteable apps that I don't want will be on the new iPhone.
@UncleDuke1969: Mrs. Potato Head: OH MY GOD! Mr. Potato Head: What? Mrs. PH: Your browser history. Mr. PH: I can explain! Mrs. PH: TATER TOTS YOU PERVERT?!?