@caseytduncan: Pick a card, any card. No, not that one. Not that one, either.
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@ilovepie84: I once put a baby in adult clothing and placed him on my desk with a water bottle labeled "fountain of youth" right next to him.
@TomHerringbone: I can't believe there's a sex offender registry. Who's buying gifts for these people?
@Skullcat: Actually, I'd rather you shut your talk-hole, not your pie-hole. If you have a hole that gives pie, I'm going in there, because HELLO PIE.