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@novicefather: Picked up our Christmas tree from the lot today AND my wife hasn't shaved in 3 weeks.

Noble fir in the streets. Noble fur in the sheets.

Picked up our Christmas tree from the lot today AND my wife hasn’t shaved in 3 weeks.

Noble fir in the streets. Noble fur in the sheets.

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