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@CoolCamel69: [picking out a washing machine]
how many watermelons can this hold?
"uhh I dunno, 11?"
only 11?
*keeps walking to next one*
how many waterme

[picking out a washing machine]
how many watermelons can this hold?
“uhh I dunno, 11?”
only 11?
*keeps walking to next one*
how many waterme

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