@ceejoyner: Picture a fox. Wrong. They are smaller than that.
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@werehedgehog: - How much for the mobile tampon? - Ma'am? - It's a bit big. - Ma'am, it's a lamb. - Does it make that sound because it has detected blood?
@SaddestTiger: sometimes i call watermelons summer pumpkins and nobody ever knows what im talking about.