@ceejoyner: Picture a fox. Wrong. They are smaller than that.
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@DannyEarl: Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown it's all panic and screaming
@hipstermermaid: "500 Days of Summer" was pretty good for a movie I was expecting to be about global warming.
@shutupmikeginn: Astronauts are cowards, why don't you stay down here and face earth's problems like a man
@SteveSuckington: "Sorry my phone died" -something I've said 5,326 times but it's never actually happened