@dragnut: Picture someone stepping down off a curb that they didn't realize was there. Now you can say you've seen me dance.
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@iamspacegirl: "And then the Bears mauled Goldilocks to death and ate her, reminding us that home invasion never has a happy ending."
@heymonroe: Fun Prank 1.) Go to Yoga class 2.) Compliment some people on their mats 3.) Unroll 20x25 oriental rug.
@inojperez: "It's our third date and you still wear that shirt?" Honey, this all they have in prison.