@dragnut: Picture someone stepping down off a curb that they didn't realize was there. Now you can say you've seen me dance.
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@mantej: I was in a gang once — we used to carry pocket knives & wear all green with blood-red bandanas around our neck. Wait, that was Boy Scouts.
@MakesYouGiggle: Yes I delete tweets when they don't live up to my expectations. Just be glad I don't have kids.
@iAmJuddy: Next time you let someone here affect your real life, tell a stranger "I'm mad at some online person I've never met" then let them punch you
@Izianikapani: I read my daughter a book about a Frogapotamus last night and dreamt of riding one. Tonight I'm reading her Hugh Jackman's autobiography.