@truegritrumble: (God Creating Vegetables) GOD: What if we made fruit gross?

@shhrugg: Ice skating is like walking in cursive

@KeetPotato: [24hr news channel] news just in.. *director repeats himself into headset* news justin *justin just sits there* READ THE NEWS JUSTIN

@KevinFarzad: Remember when we spent an entire year learning cursive? That's why the other countries are winning.

@LOsepyan: Yes, your honor, but in my defense I thought he was stung by a jellyfish