@stockejock: You'll sleep when you're dead?...that's adorable. Well, I'll lose weight when I'm dead, so pass the doughnuts.
@SingleGirlAlert: Me: Ur driving me crazy
Crazy: Nah, I'm too drunk
@MAKJ: Me: I’m going to be healthy
Breakfast: fruit
Lunch: sandwich
Dinner: salad
Midnight: large pizza, mac & cheese, a gallon of ice cream
@aveuaskew: Pet names convey familiarity and endearment. For example, honey pot, baby cakes, Succubus.
@Scott_A_Gilmore: 'Kyrgyzstan' is what happens when you've already named all the other countries and you have left over letters.
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