@LilianaXO: Picture us, making love. Wrong. More cheese.
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@TravLeBlanc: If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with two police officers, you'll know that setting them free was a bad idea.
@moose_chocolate: I'm a slow runner unless I think I left my phone unlocked in the next room, in which case I'm Usain Bolt.
@LizHackett: I overheard a dad at Starbucks tell a kid not to tell Mom he got a cake pop for breakfast, so I guess I'm part of their web of lies now too.
@daemonic3: It is said the population of sheep in New Zealand is 60 Million. How did they stay awake to figure THAT one out?