@LilianaXO: Picture us, making love. Wrong. More cheese.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: When I die, just throw the laundry in my grave with me. I want to die exactly as I lived.
@GrantTanaka: A good way to break up with a girl is to leave her a trail of rose petals starting from her front door to North Korea.
@_Water_Baby: I cry way more when I'm angry than when I'm sad. So if you see my tears, look out for my left hook too.
@LackOfShame: While sitting on the beach, 16 told me he is going to go under the pier with his girlfriend and catch crabs. They grow up so fast.