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@FrenulumBreve: PIGEON MAGICIAN: I want you to pick a car, any car...DONT TELL ME!.
Ok [shits on windscreen] is THIS the car you chose?

PIGEON MAGICIAN: I want you to pick a car, any car…DONT TELL ME!.
Ok [shits on windscreen] is THIS the car you chose?

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