@misfarber: Pigeon: the distance a pig travels in one eon
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@neiltyson: Geologists are important for our understanding of rocks on Earth and on other planets. So never take them for granite.
@ag_loco: How to keep a man happy: 1) Phone him 86 times a day 2) Wail hysterically 3) Be needy 4) Never sleep with him 5) Buy yourself shoes
@RidiculousSheri: I can't afford Ugg boots, so I just never shave below the knee to create the illusion that I'm wearing them.