@GreenishDuck: Pigeons always look like they're jamming out to an invisible iPod.
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@dreadnaught69: People who incessantly go on and on about replacing things that taste good with quinoa, please stop
@fillthevacuum: *checks pockets for phone 53 times before jumping in pool* *skinny dips to be on the safe side*
@RobDenBleyker: If we weren't able to stop Bieber Fever I seriously doubt America can stop an Ebola epidemic.