@GreenishDuck: Pigeons always look like they're jamming out to an invisible iPod.
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@WheelTod: Did you know if you weigh yourself, then take a dump, then weigh the dump & weigh yourself again, you'll be banned from Walgreens for life?
@TweetsByTheTony: The Lion King is probably my favorite children's movie about running away from your problems until you're strong enough to kill your uncle.
@CheryeDavis: I always take the high road, because the colors are more psychedelic and sometimes you see a unicorn.