@GreenishDuck: Pigeons always look like they're jamming out to an invisible iPod.
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@realHamOnWry: Mrs.Potato seemed genuinely upset that her husband was missing, but the smell of French fries in her kitchen made the detectives suspicious.
@Book_Krazy: Silence is golden. Unless they're in the shower and you can't find their phone. In that case, silence is very very suspicious!
@iamburtjarvis: [2016, cincinnati zoo. boy falls into the enclosure] other gorilla: something brought a boy to the yard harambe [making a milkshake]: SHIT