@GreenishDuck: Pigeons always look like they're jamming out to an invisible iPod.
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@nachosarah: my new diet is not buying things at the store that make the cashier say wow someone's having a party
@Mr_Kapowski: *eating before going in Costco* "Now I won't overeat samples* [5 mins later] *slams cup down* "Hit me again" "Sir, that was motor oil"
@tastefactory: Most people use photoshop to create amazing art or graphic design. I use it to make fake Doritos flavors.