@GreenishDuck: Pigeons always look like they're jamming out to an invisible iPod.
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@Tmoney68: My idea to call our weekend bicycling group the "Pedalphiles" was not well-received AT ALL.
@SteveSuckington: Therapist: what's your biggest issue with your husband? Wife: he gives me no privacy Me: [tapping on window from outside] that's not true
@5exyunchained: It’s a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green.