@GreenishDuck: Pigeons always look like they're jamming out to an invisible iPod.
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@stephenjmolloy: Me: "There are so many exotic sounding flavours these days. I just can't resist-" Doctor: "YOU NEED TO STOP DRINKING SHAMPOO!"
@TheMichaelRock: You couldn't hold an intelligent conversation if I duct taped one to your hands.
@YesItsAl: I'd like to be so rich I forgot what country I left my private jet at after a crazy weekend
@LorieGZ: Me: I hope you pee your pants, teach you not to hold it in! My daughter: You shouldn't wish for that..you're the one that does the laundry!