@gorrdano: Pilot makes a sudden sharp turn, comes on speaker "Just kidding!! Attendants will be by with new underwear. Have a nice flight everybody."
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@CulturedRuffian: INSTRUCTIONS FOR FITTED SHEETS: 1) Know when to hold em. 2) Know when to fold em. 3) Know when to walk away. 4) Know when to run.
@deedles420: Jesus dies and comes back three days later: he's the Messiah. But I do it and suddenly I'm "patient zero" and it's all "oh god just kill it!" and "aim for it's head!!"