@gorrdano: Pilot makes a sudden sharp turn, comes on speaker "Just kidding!! Attendants will be by with new underwear. Have a nice flight everybody."
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@ThaJawn: Dog: I don't get it Me: What don't you get? Dog: Just go over it again Me: This is MY food and that is YOUR food Dog: *tilts head* What?
@weinerdog4life: The 2nd amendment gives us the right to bear arms and the 8th amendment gives us the right to horse legs