@BrettDruck: It's always the Great Wall of China, but I feel bad for all the other walls in China. They're like
"Hey i'm a pretty good wall too."
@Sassafrantz: Him: She's always doing magic tricks
Therapist: Is that true?
Me: Check your pocket.
[he pulls out a piece of paper with 'NO' written on it]
@AnkCoupleTO: [in bed]
Her: *seductively whispering* in the mood for a midnight snack?
Me: *Oreo crumbs all over my face* I'm way ahead of you
@Mom_Overboard: Him: I'm gonna throw you over my shoulder, carry you into the bedroom, toss you onto the bed, and have my way with you...
Me: Ok but on the way to the bedroom, can we swing by the fridge?
@DarzieDAMN: It's not that I accept the Terms and Conditions. It's just that I would rather not spend the rest of my life reading them.
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