@NicestHippo: Piracy dates back to the 14th century, when armed criminals boarded ships and viciously watched movies that weren't out yet
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@mechapoetic: poor person eats crappy cheap food: YOU'RE UNHEALTHY & A STRAIN ON THE SYSTEM poor person eats fresh fruit: THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE NO SAVINGS
@Not_James_Vogel: Ever find buried treasure in your grandpas backyard containing passports, Nazi uniforms, and a photo with Papa with the Fuhrer inside? Yeah.
@VictorscarletJ: 70 yr old boss: i have the body of a fit 30 yr old. Me: where? Buried in your rose garden?