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@ShutUpThatsWho: [pirate ship capturing another ship]

Pirate: Prepare to be bored!

Other Captain: Don't you mean boarded?

*pirate opens stamp collection*

[pirate ship capturing another ship]

Pirate: Prepare to be bored!

Other Captain: Don’t you mean boarded?

*pirate opens stamp collection*

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