@ZanyJaney11: Pirates that used X to mark the spot were stupid. If they had used a G, nobody would ever have found their treasure.
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@notacroc: [getting my license] Me: *points at gas gauge* the car just ate so we have to wait 30 minutes Instructor: *unclicks seatbelt*
@mjkspeaks: An important phone call is something that occurs when there's no better excuse to ignore someone.
@Jubafisher: If you're having a rough day, remember there are people out there with their ex's names tattooed on them.