@seamussaid: piss me off and I'll put you on my kid's school fundraiser mailing lists
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@NotYourSoulmate: Some lady brought a gaggle of pre-teens to the movie, sat them down next to us & then sat elsewhere. I sold them all on the black market.
@doktorj: Adult me is pretty pissed that you can't learn to dance perfectly in the span of an 80's montage.
@wendchymes: Fight club but just dueling neighbor's aggressively leaf blowing leaves onto each other's lawns.
@KenJennings: I slept on my neck funny and today I will be turning my whole body like Batman every time I have to look at something.