@DamienFahey: Piss me off in the grocery store and I'll get in front of you in the checkout line and pay for a single tomato with a personal check.
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@UNTRESOR: Why bother drinking water? You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.
@erica_rosie: One time I smashed my face into a keyboard and accidentally wrote the fifth Twilight book.
@FancyNancyAnn: I hate when I drop my chili cheese dog in my car and then I have to eat my whole car.