@Deurb1: Piss off the DJ by dancing the Macarena to all his music.
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@ScottLinnen: "Seek immediate medical help if you experience a resurrection lasting more than 2000 years."
@envydatropic: The forecast isn't calling for rain so I'm just going to wash my car to prove the weatherman wrong
@shawnspree: My wife hates the way I introduce her to people in public. "THIS is my wife.." *looks down at the ground *sighs *kicks can
@2tickytacky: I walked briskly to the nearest safe haven as I was being chased by the hood on my jacket.