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@thatUPSdude: Sometimes It's nice just to sit with the person you love. But then it has to get all awkward and her husband is all "Why you at our table?"
@Scott_A_Gilmore: It's "hairs" not the collective "hair" now. I have so few I know each individually by name.
@nellyweather: "What's your favourite Pixar film?" "Up, yours?" "No need to be like that I was only asking"
@mind_numb: I'm going start wearing a cape instead of headphones to deter people from talking to me.